As quoted in the New Yorker, an unnamed friend of John Brennan (President Obama's unsuccessful initial candidate for Director of the CIA - which, well, in these early post-Bush years, is that a job anybody would actually want? There's a few skeletons there, fellas) described those of us who write blogs as "a few Cheeto-eating people in the basement working in their underwear".
In case you're wondering, they're Bonds.
