"Trilogy", by Sonic Youth.
There can be nothing more pathetic than the sight of a wizened 47-year-old man in a nondescript gray suit, standing at a bus stop in Canberra, playing silent air guitar like his life depended on it, to a song that is going on 25 years old.
Reader, that was me.
Fortunately the bus arrived before things got too out of hand.
The first part of the trilogy you can see/hear below.