In which the faithful old Guradian [sic] answers the question that has been much on my mind over the last few years, when I have thought about it at all.
Coming soon: Hal Hartley writes, "hey, screw Whit Stillman, has everyone forgotten that I have been missing for several years, too?"; followed some time later by J D Salinger on "what I have been working on since "Hapworth 16, 1924" was published in the New Yorker in 1965, and anyway am I actually still alive?" and then, after another lengthy interval, Scott Walker writes exclusively for us on preparations for his new album, which, given his recent release schedule, is expected to appear in 2018, when he will be 75 years old.
